Posted 3 hours ago



click the first letter of your first name please just trust me on this

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

what the fUCK

Posted 4 hours ago



christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago

a discussion on sexual orientation

  1. me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  2. classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
  3. me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  4. professor: *overhears from front of class*
  5. professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
  6. me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  7. professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  8. me: ....
  9. me: ....
  10. me: ....
  11. professor: it should be polyerosy
Posted 10 hours ago



how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

Posted 14 hours ago


I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism

(Source: jonasbruhs)

Posted 1 day ago






I literally just went from aw to wtf.


there was this big uproar over a character from paranormal being gay, so what do they do? next movie, they make a commercial that THROWS THE GAY IN YOUR FACE. They’re literally not being subtle at all about their queer representation and I fucking love them for it

Throw the gay in your face is perhaps the best thing I’ve heard all week.

Dude, I’ve seen this movie since it was released early in my country (Mexico) AND IT IS JAWDROPPING AMAZING!!! PLEASE WATCH THIS MOVIE YOU WON’T REGRET IT!!!! STAY FOR THE POST MOVIE CREDITS!!!! IT WILL BLOW YOU AWAY!!!

(Source: rachelthefish)

Posted 1 day ago




In case you needed proof that Peta is literal scum. 

Not to mention that in a 2010 inspection conducted by a VDACS veterinarian, it was discovered that 84 percent of the animals Peta took in were killed within 24 hours. [source]

Being one, I can vouch that 99.9% of vegitarians believe PETA is actual pond scum

Don’t be so insulting. Pond scum is far superior to PETA.

Posted 1 day ago


When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

(Source: sandandglass)

Posted 1 day ago


"But it’s very strange. Cause this is the first time I’ve ever seen a law change because the government was just like, ‘*sigh*… fine’."

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