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swingsetindecember:

she doesn’t wear short skirts. and neither do i because of the dress code. she’s not cheer captain because of budget cuts and we don’t have bleachers

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bennybones-cumbercheeks: lordoftheinternet: poptech: And the highest paid public employee in your state is… are you fucking kidding me Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry? Zoom

bennybones-cumbercheeks:

lordoftheinternet:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

are you fucking kidding me

Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?

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orima-kazooie:

ygocanonshuffle:

can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character

you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this

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and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair. he’s obviously going to be a protagonist. what’s going to happen to him 15 years from now?”

“I don’t want to be a tragic backstory”

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rinkinkeen: pikalunna: Abandoned 123 year old school. It’s my fucking dream to gather a group of friends and explore a place like this. Sure, there might be some murders but the survivor will have a story of a lifetime. [holds up a torch] CALLING ALL FRIENDS. ALL OF MY FRIENDS. LET’S GO AND EXPLORE THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLACE. Zoom

rinkinkeen:

pikalunna:

Abandoned 123 year old school.

It’s my fucking dream to gather a group of friends and explore a place like this.

Sure, there might be some murders but the survivor will have a story of a lifetime.

[holds up a torch] CALLING ALL FRIENDS. ALL OF MY FRIENDS. LET’S GO AND EXPLORE THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLACE.

(Source: stunningpicture)

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iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing

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whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

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  1. Period: You want cookies
  2. Period: You want to fuck
  3. Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
  4. Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
  5. Period: Kill them.
  6. Period: Kill them too.
  7. Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
  8. Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
  9. Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
  10. Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
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fionastaples:

faitherinhicks:

jakewyattriot:

Test Number Three.

 Necropolis will launch at the end of August as an ongoing weekly webcomic.  Stay tuned!

-Jake Wyatt

wow. everything about this is perfect.

SO BEAUTIFUL

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The use of sarcasm enhances problem solving.
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